Thursday, 29 October 2009

Open Letter to Two School Lads in St Albans

Hello Lads,

I know it's half term and the break from school is a good time for hijinks but I think you crossed the line this evening and I hope after the comments I shouted at you, you realised this and did the right thing.

You see, nicking is one thing, especially from someone's front garden, that's easy if they've just left the stuff there, it's almost inviting it isn't it? But what you did in taking a baby walker from the front garden of that house in Victoria St was literally stealing from a baby and you don't get that much lower than that without going to prison.

I know you're too young to know about babies and things like that, but trust me on this one lads, there will be a little baby, probably under one year old who is going to be crying inconsolably because you thought it was funny to carry off their walker. Our ten month old has such a lovely look of satisfaction and achievement on her face as she waddles along the sitting room with her walker. There's a little baby who won't be able to do this because of your selfish actions. I hope you're proud of yourselves, you pair of inconsiderate, thoughtless, pathetic bastards.

I do really hope this gets to you, maybe on of the local papers will print it on their letters page. Do the right thing, take it back or make recompense.

Cheers,

Alex

5 comments:

  1. Half term - uuugggh!
    Party 1 with the next door teenagers, with all the doors open back & front (we live in townhouses), was bad enough. But because they were upset with me when I said 'last warning' at 11pm, they thought it was funny to through the butt of a joint into my garden. Mess with me fine. Mess with my child NOT fine. So Party 2 the next night, I asked for quiet, but when no quiet appeared, there was no last warning - just a visit from the police to check out the underage drinking (parents away). They cleverly through the suspicious smelling products over the fence, so he didn't find them. But it did stop the party and last night I got some sleep.
    I hope they remember what they did, when they grow up and have a pregnant wife and sleeping toddler.
    Hope your letter gets printed.
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  2. oh no! I'd happily give you the loan of our two babywalkers, if only you weren't 400 miles or so south of us... Hope your letter gets printed and you (or rather Fifi) get(s) it back.
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  3. Fuckheads. Excuse my profanity, but anything less harsh wouldnt be harsh enough.....
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  4. that is so fucking low. my sympathies xx
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  5. I am sure that were those retarded kids that live on the other side of our back garden. They have only been visiting St. Albans to steel that baby walker.
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