Hair washing
The Boy: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Fifi: hehehehehe! Wet!
Hair Brushing
The Boy: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Fifi- brings me the hairbrush and insists on sitting on my lap until I’ve fulfilled her hair brushing requirements.
Application of suntan lotion
The Boy: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Fifi- brings me the bottle of suntan lotion and pats all the areas she wants suntan lotion applied. Particularly fussy about her feet.
Nail cutting
The Boy: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Fifi- wiggles her toes and points as they are cut.
By this point I’m sure you’ve spotted a general trend. Fifi loves being pampered and looked after whilst The Boy loathes any sort of interference with his general cultivation of grime. It’s as if he goes to great lengths to generate that special little boy smell and anybody that interferes with it is in trouble.