Things I have done today by 9am

Eaten biscuits in bed
Been handed train track
Assembled train track on bed
Had a tea party
Hunted high and low for Iron Man’s arms (don’t ask)
Had a nice cup of tea Wifey bought me
Supervised an enormo-poo from our three year old
Changed an even bigger one from our resident turd factory Fifi
Watched a bit of match of the day
Lead shouts of goal on the aforementioned match of the day
Written a blog post on my iPhone :)