Say hello to me if you see me at Cybermummy today, there can’t be that many blokes around so if you call all the beardless ones Alex, you’ll be right at least some of the time!

A big thank you to Appliances Online for paying for my ticket. Without which I certainly wouldn’t have gone. Do I look like I’m made of money? No, I look like I can’t afford a haircut and have slept in a hedge. Imagine how much worse I’d look if I wasn’t married to a wife who really looks after me!