A while again (last year) someone I know had a breast enhancement procedure. Or, in old money, a boob job. She’d already had rhinoplasty and I’d felt confident at complementing her on that. Whilst there was nothing wrong with her old nose, her new nose looked great.
But when she returned to work with an enormous chest, I wasn’t quite sure what to say. “Great boobs?” “Awesome knockers?”. They’d gone up to a D cup, so I assume she wanted some attention drawn to them that hitherto she had felt was lacking but I was just too prudish to comment. I spent the next few weeks worried that she was offended I hadn’t commented.
Lifes complicated at times and I’m sure I massively over complicate it myself too.