The breakfast of champions or: it’s too damn hot

When I left for work this morning I hadn’t had a chance to have any breakfast on account of sorting out the PS3 so the boy could watch a DVD of the Doctor Who story The Robots of Death. Given how hot it’s been- I think it was around 18 degrees last night- I decided to break my fast in style with a strawberry Cornetto. At 7.30 in the morning. As you do.