I was queuing up for a tube of willy cream (not for me I hasten to add) in Sainsbury the other day when I noticed that the children’s medication is situated exactly next to the family planning (ie contraception). It’s almost as if they’re taunting people by saying, “Looking for the Calpol because you’ve been up all night with a crying child? IT’S HERE, RIGHT NEXT TO THE RUBBER JONNIES WE BET YOU REGRET NOT USING AT THE MOMENT.”
Not that I’d ever have those thoughts myself of course. No way.