It only took two days back at school…

….for Fifi to get nits. Two days. An entire summer of nit free bliss (with only marginal shouting and the odd tantrum clouding the horizon) and I’m up to my elbows in de-nitting lotions in the bathroom at 8 o’clock in the evening.

I’m all for sustainable ecosystems and biodiversity but strongly believe that my daughters head shouldn’t be considered in the same sentence as either of those things.