Never mess with girls

Ned learnt the hard way today that you should never mess with girls, especially if that girl in question is your big sister. Bullying her into drawing him a picture wasn’t the best idea, especially considering that Ned isn’t old enough to read or write but he’s learnt the lesson the hard way.

This was the masterpiece that Fifi came up with him:


When Ned presented me with this, he was very proud that it gave whatever message he had requested (presumably one about me smelling like bottoms or something). However when I read it out, there was shock. Then tears. Then chasing Fifi round the house screaming at her.