Our daughter, at two and a quarter, has an all consuming hobby. She likes sitting on a swing and being pushed. The lengths she’ll go to to further this hobby are astonishing. Yesterday she went out in the garden barefoot and sat on the swing in our garden for 20 minutes on her own. On Sunday she scooted a mile to the park and spent the second half of the Arsenal-Man Utd match on the swings. I know it was 45 minutes as I watched the footy on my iPhone while pushing her.

Can’t wait until she’s old enough to go on the junior rollercoaster at Legoland, she should really love that.