1 simple tip for guaranteed weight loss

St Albans father of three discovers old and simple trick for losing weight with no effort whatsoever*…

Failing that, I would suggest the following:-

  • eat less
  • cut out the sugary snacks
  • take some more exercise
I’ve steered clear of sweets, crisps and fizzy drinks so far this year and have already lost just over a stone. Pretty soon I’ll look like a racing snake, only with a legs vibe and less scales. Oh, and no forked tongue.
*genuine advert from the 1890’s, Daddacool, it’s writer and anyone affiliated with him in no way condones ingesting tapeworms. That’s bloody stupid.